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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Making Progress By Assuming Infinity
Say remember this?

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That's the chart that shows the Obama administration & CBO's projected deficits based on the Obama administration's budget plan. We've got a new little development to it. It was, apparently, too optimistic. (h/t Ed)

So those numbers above? We're not actually expecting to hit those numbers anymore. Now we're planning on them being even worse - even bigger deficits in the short term as well as the long term.

This is, of course, being entirely ignored by a fawning media who still want to declare O-ba-ma! the greatest president evah! on the basis of his first 100 days in office. That would be the period within which he delivered that little plan charted out above. Ginormous structural deficits ballooning as far as the eye can see are apparently now evidence of progress.

Which reminds me I keep meaning to ask all those "Progressives" what it is we're supposed to be "progessing" toward. Because if that chart above is any indication, it's not going to be a very pleasant destination.

Not that I seriously expect much of a rational explanation from the "progressive" wing. Trying to follow their reasoning so far, they seem to believe that the Bush deficits were totally awful and irresponsible. But Obama is not Bush. Therefore his doubling or tripling of the deficit isn't a problem. I mean just, duh. That's reality-based.

Call me crazy, but I have a feeling there might be a negative effect or two from trying to run the nation on a credit card indefinitely. And maybe... just maybe... O-ba-ma! might not remain so popular if people ever come to share that opinion.

As anyone with even basic experience running a project knows, assuming infinite resources can make it look like you can accomplish anything. And as long as no one actually expects you to deliver, I suppose that's a neat trick. But when it's time to deliver (which may be a moment Obama has yet to experience in his professional life), that "infinite resources" assumption tends to bite back hard. And when your "project" is "The United States of America," people may get a wee bit impatient if your delivery schedule slips as a result.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

American Idol Season Eight: Top 5
It's Rat Pack Night on Idol, and I don't care who wants to snark about it I love this theme. The songs are jazz standards, almost all of which have aged well. They can be arranged to suit a ton of different styles, but many lend themselves to being sung simply and sincerely. I also like that we're trying this particular theme with this particular set of Idolateers, because it will challenge every one of them in different ways. No one has the excuse of being a theme casualty this week. Anyone should be able to make this theme work for them.

I am, however, dreading the judges comments this week. Listening to Randy regale us with tales of how he played with Sammy Davis Jr. back in the day, or Kara wondering why Allison picked such an old song, or Paula... alright, that one's pretty much always dreaded. And of course, Simon is going to goof around terribly if the other judges get too far off base, which they will, possibly depriving us of the only decent commentary.

Anyway, the Rat Pack were fabulous fun. The birth of cool, ring-a-ding-ding and all that. It will be hard to capture the "cool" if they try to push up the contestants to two songs apiece tonight, so I hope previous rumors to that effect are wrong. Let them give a full three minutes on one song instead of 90 seconds of two, please. That will mercifully cut the judgey babble in half also, and I don't think America would protest that a bit.

Just my opinion of course. And as the Rat Pack joke goes: As the fly said as he was walking across the mirror... that's one way of looking at it. Let's see how it went down...


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Idol Addendum: Prediction Power
After an American Idol performance broadcast, thousands of viewers rush to Dial Idol to try to get a sense of who's going home well before the results are broadcast. Dial Idol made its name a few years back, when it proved uncannily correct in some of the more shocking results predictions.

However, few seem to have noticed it's been giving itself a wider and wider margin of error lately, until it has finally hit the point of farce.

The way Dial Idol performs its predictions is by "measuring the busy signal" when trying to call in to vote for all the Idol contestants. The ones with the most busy signal time are the safest. The ones with the least are most likely to go home. Then they display their busy signal measuring results in sequential order in a friendly brightly colored bar graph on their site. But their prediction isn't quite as precise as that.

You see at the end of the bar graph they display a helpful "range," which is their actual prediction for where the contestants respectively place, and subsequently who is safe and who is at risk to go home. This has become quite a hedge in recent seasons, but especially this one.

Last night Dial Idol predicted, I kid you not, that any one of the contestants might go home. Lil Rounds had the highest score, meaning she should have had the MOST busy signal time, rendering her the safest from elimination. But in that "range" they predicted she would finish anywhere from first to sixth. And since the sixth and seventh highest vote getters would go home, Dial Idol technically predicted that she could go home. And on that basis today they displayed this happy little icon next to their "prediction":

That's the graphic showing how incredibly accurate their predictions are. When they get it right they give themselves a thumbs up. Isn't that cute?

But since last night they predicted that every single contestant might go home, they "earned" a happy thumbs up for their flawless predictive skills. As far as they reckon.

They actually gave themselves three of them:

Because Lil Rounds went home, which could mean she came in sixth. And even though she has the most busy signal time, they said she could finish from first to sixth.

And then because Anoop Desai went home, which could mean he came in seventh. And even though he had the fourth most busy signal time, they said he could finish from first to seventh.Got that? They predicted that one of seven contestants could finish from first to seventh. That isn't a prediction at all, but they decided they earned another...

And then, because Allison Iraheta finished in the bottom three, and even though she had the least amount of busy signal time, they said she could finish from third to seventh that earned another...


Here's the screen cap to capture their moment of uncanny prediction for posterity:



Meanwhile, without measuring anything at all, I predicted Lil Rounds and Anoop Desai would go home. And I didn't hedge that in any way by saying "or maybe one or two of the five others" or any stupidity like that. So I guess I earned myself something a bit bigger than...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

American Idol Season Eight: Top 7, Part Deux
Hey, sorry for my cop out on the Idol recaps last week. But I do think it's pretty cool that by some cosmic coincidence, the one week I had to mail-it-in on the recapping, the entire week became a huge cop out for Idol as well, eliminating no contestant after its nothing of a theme week.

Well this week is different, baby! We've got a potentially awesome theme with Disco Week (remembering that awesomely bad still counts for awesome). We've got not one but TWO contestants going home, dropping our Top 7 to a Top 5 in record time. We've got my keen insight back in action recording the fantabulousness of the whole thing for posterity. And we've got Ryan Seacrest being... all Seacresty I'm sure.

They've done Disco Week once in the past as I recall. Season 2 or 3, I think? And then back in Season 6 we had BeeGees week, which was pretty darned close, and I remember as somehow being awful in a compelling way. Anyway it's a good theme, if the goal is tripping up the contestants to weed out the weak. Not so good if we're serious about "good song choice" and "making it sound relevant," but then Simon doesn't actually choose these themes.

So let's get down with Disco and see how our Idolateers fare against the musical cheese-whiz which dominated the music charts shortly before the oldest among them was born. Because we're cruel like that.


Hammering At Screws: On The Inflexible Response to Global Warming
Yesterday, Mitch Berg pointed out an article in the City Journal by Peter Huber which builds a persuasive case that the proper path to controlling carbon in the atmosphere is not by trying to control emissions but rather to "sink it" into the soil.

The whole thing is worth a read, but for my purposes I'll jump to his conclusion:

If we do need to do something serious about carbon, the sequestration of carbon after it’s burned is the one approach that accepts the growth of carbon emissions as an inescapable fact of the twenty-first century. And it’s the one approach that the rest of the world can embrace, too, here and now, because it begins with improving land use, which can lead directly and quickly to greater prosperity. If, on the other hand, we persist in building green bridges to nowhere, we will make things worse, not better. Good intentions aren’t enough. Turned into ineffectual action, they can cost the earth and accelerate its ruin at the same time.

This brings out another element of the modern Global Warming Alarmism movement which deserves more scrutiny - even to the extent you believe in the validity of their science and the certainty of their predictions, the main Alarmists aren't acting in a sensible manner in the approach to their own stated problem.

Huber isn't the first to notice it. The last major heretic to part from Global Warming Alarmism was - and remains - a believer in the human causation of global warming by means of carbon emissions. Despite his popular moniker as the "skeptical environmentalist," it wasn't anthropogenic global warming itself bearing the brunt of Bjørn Lomborg's skepticism, but rather the appropriate societal response to it.

There are key distinctions between Huber and Lomborg's approach, but I don't think either one is likely to make a dent in the iron-clad thoughts driving the alarmists. Nevertheless it's interesting to examine their positions.

Lomborg concluded that the cost of adapting to the worst case scenarios of Global Warming considered by the IPCC was significantly less than the cost of trying to prevent it from occurring. This created immediate outrage among the Alarmists for a host of reasons, but in summary it would seem Lomborg doesn't share one of the fundamental beliefs of New Environmentalism - that humans are an affliction to the planet. Lomborg's numbers showing how mankind could adapt to planetary warming didn't address the Alarmist core conviction, that it is morally wrong for mankind to cause climate change - intended or not. Point taken, if still not conceded by those who don't share this moral opinion.

Huber, however, takes a fundamentally different track. He proposes that prevention is still the proper goal, but makes the case that attempting to control carbon emissions will be an ineffective means to achieving it.

Lomborg was villified, demonized and continues his pariah-like existence among the left, but then as I noted above, his was implicitly a moral error to the Alarmists as much as anything else. Huber makes the genuflections to the proper moral issues, but I suspect he will simply be ignored.

But this raises an interesting point: Even to the extent the Alarmists are right about the imminent peril of global warming, their proposed response to it makes little sense. Why even bother going the route by which you plan to control the emission of something that is so fundamental to economic activity on a worldwide scale? The achievability of that kind of universal sacrifice would strain credulity no matter what disaster loomed. And, as both Lomborg and Huber in different ways have identified, it's not like that is the only possible response.

There's an old saying: When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. But that doesn't explain this situation, because there are lots more tools than the proverbial hammer available. Yet we're apparently going to pound away all the same.

What is it that drives ostensibly rational people to fixate not only on the certainty of a problem, but also embrace a seemingly irrational inflexibility in their available means to address it? And, more importantly, how long can such a stubborn consensus hold sway among the governments of the world?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Rough Posting
It's going to be another rough week for posting, but I'll try. As a shortcut here's an Insty-style post:

Heh.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

American Idol Season Eight: Top 7
And now the sixty second version of an Idol recap because I'm really incredibly busy this week.

Unofficial Idol theme of the week: let's get all the Idolateers beginning with the letter A out of the way first.

Allison Iraheta - Strong again. Gosh I like this girl. Much judge love. Will it be enough?

Anoop Desai - Sang it well but he's getting a bit boring, isn't he? I think he's about maxed out showing what he's about.

Adam Lambert - Screamy Adam is back doing classic power rock. Odd to say about him, but this was a pretty safe choice. Still has talent to burn.

Danny Gokey - I missed the glasses. And Lionel Richie? Mostly a standard Gokey power vocal. If you like Danny, you probably liked this.

Matt Giraud - About as good as Matt can sound given his box at first... and then he tried to "make it his own" and had problems.

Kris Allen
- I'm on the fence about this one. It was good technically. But also kind of forgettable.

Lil Rounds - Bette Midler? I dug the gospel spin. But Bette Midler?! Best she's sounded in weeks. But Bette Midler?!!

Best of the week: Allison Iraheta

Bottom Three: Lil Rounds, Anoop Desai, Matt Giraud

Going Home: Anoop Desai

Sorry for the abbreviated comments this week. The full version should return next week.

UPDATE: The Results

Do-over! No one goes home! Next week: Disco!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

American Idol Season Eight: Top 8
This week the Idolateers took us back to the years of their birth, which is the theme week designed to simultaneously produce "awwwws" from the audience as they flash cute baby/childhood pictures of the contestants, as well as making everyone in the audience over the age of 30 feel old. It succeeded on both counts. Just for the record, I was born in 1969 and would likely have chosen to massacre some Credence Clearwater Revival song if I was competing. If you're the praying type, remember to thank God you didn't have to listen to that.

But there was also something about a singing competition wedged in there somewhere. As to that... did Idol change directors this year or something? I can't remember another year when finishing the show on time proved so challenging. Not only that but they don't even seem to realize they're running over on time this year until there's like ... oh... five minutes left and two contestants and a commercial break still to come. At which point they try to save time by FINALLY putting a time constraint on the judges' rambling commentary. Something needs to be done about this before the masses of DVR dependent Idol watchers give up on the show in frustration.

Anyway... it was a pretty good night from the Idolateers, time management aside. Let's get to the performances before we're up against our own time constraint...


Monday, April 6, 2009

Learning The Wrong Lessons - A Tom Friedman Fisking
It scares me when I realize how many people consider Thomas Friedman to be an important public intellectual. The New York Times columnist seems like an admirably curious but not very deeply grounded thinker at his best moments. At his worst he compounds confusion in the very areas he intends to clarify. The frightening part is that he has a highly visible and influential platform from which his opinions get taken far too seriously by far too many people.

And, of course, being a man supremely confident in his powers of perception and proud of his keen understanding of the progress of mankind, he dives into the most pressing matters of the day with extra enthusiasm. Sadly, this is one of those times...

I don’t expect much from the G-20 meeting this week, but if I had my wish, the leaders of the world’s 20 top economies would commit themselves to a new standard of accounting — call it “Market to Mother Nature” accounting. Why? Because it’s now obvious that the reason we’re experiencing a simultaneous meltdown in the financial system and the climate system is because we have been mispricing risk in both arenas — producing a huge excess of both toxic assets and toxic air that now threatens the stability of the whole planet.

If it's so obvious, could he please shut up about it and go away? Of course not. He's Thomas Friedman. We need his advice, he thinks, whether we know it or not.

We're going to come back to Friedman's notion about mispricing risk as the key link between the financial meltdown and the climate in a moment. Let's let him explain himself a bit first. After all, anything that Friedman considers "obvious" must always be explained in great detail.

Just as A.I.G. sold insurance derivatives at prices that did not reflect the real costs and the real risks of massive defaults (for which we the taxpayers ended up paying the difference), oil companies, coal companies and electric utilities today are selling energy products at prices that do not reflect the real costs to the environment and real risks of disruptive climate change (so future taxpayers will end up paying the difference).

Whenever products are mispriced and do not reflect the real costs and risks associated with their usage, people go to excess. And that is exactly what happened in the financial marketplace and in the energy/environmental marketplace during the credit bubble.

If you think that sounds clever, you might just qualify as a New York Times columnist, but please try to avoid any positions of real responsibility because you're kind of an idiot.

The example of AIG selling insurance derivatives and comparing it to the sale of oil and coal makes little sense. In the first case, AIG was selling a product to customers who would be personally and immediately impacted by any defaults. That puts "risk" into an entirely different context than the risk an oil company contributing in a vague and general manner to "climate change."

That is NOT the biggest problem with Friedman's analysis, but it certainly needs to be pointed out. It's an error he continually stumbles around throughout this column.

Our biggest financial-services companies, some of which came to be seen as too big to fail, engaged in complex financial trading schemes that did not adequately price in the costs and risks of a market reversal. ...

And our biggest energy companies, utilities and auto companies became dependent on cheap hydrocarbons that spin off climate-changing greenhouse gases, and we clearly have not forced them, through a carbon tax, to price in the true risks and costs to society from these climate-changing fuels.

My bolding above, because Friedman sure as shinola didn't seem to find it important. But think about it in your own terms. If you bought a security from AIG which might default, you would be personally risking any money you put into that investment, and also risking anything dependent on your expected return on investment. If you bought a gallon of gas for your car, spinning off "climate-changing greenhouse gases," Friedman is contending you have some kind of measurable and parallel risk involved. But you don't. Instead "society" bears the risk in some fuzzy arbitrary sense, which may or may not prove to be quantifiable in real terms.

Ah, but Friedman isn't completely an idiot. He's the sophomoric kind of idiot with just enough knowledge to be dangerous. He thinks this through and believes he's found a way to tie these different things together anyway...

“When the balance sheet of a company does not capture the true costs and risks of its business activities,” and when that company is too big to fail, “you end up with them privatizing their gains and socializing their losses,” Nandan Nilekani, the co-chairman of the Indian technology company Infosys, remarked to me. That is, everyone gets to rack up their private profits today and pay them out in current bonuses and dividends. But any catastrophic losses — if the company is too big to fail — “get socialized and paid off by taxpayers.”

So you see? In Friedman's world those investors of AIG products were socializing their risks just like careless purchasers of gasoline. Neither one expected to personally be affected by the negative risks involved in their transactions. So neither one worried about it.

Which only makes sense if you are, like Thomas Friedman, working backward from a set of facts and trying to force them together. It wasn't really like that at all. No one was ignoring the risks to their AIG investments because they figured the government would just bail out AIG if the economy crashed. The relevant risk was not "the economy might crash." Read any number of after-the-fact analyses and you find that the people involved had no clue something so devastating was imminent. Lone voices in the wilderness warning of this possibility, like Warren Buffet, were basically ignored. No, the relevant risks were calculated investment by investment, with higher risks correlating to higher potential returns. People purchasing "energy-products" have no similar risk / reward calculation involved in their transaction in any meaningful way. This isn't a minor distinction it's a fundamental difference.

Watch the errant conclusions this kind of sloppy thinking can lead one into:

This is why we need new banking regulation that reins in the leverage and speculative trading that big banks and insurance companies can undertake so they never again become simultaneously too reckless to regulate but too big fail and taxpayers are forced to pay off the toxic assets they accumulate. And this is also why we need a tax on carbon — so we and our power utilities don’t become permanently addicted to cheap coal that makes for lower electricity prices today but spits out toxic greenhouse gases that have to be paid for by future generations tomorrow.

Where to begin?

We need regulation - though how this pertains to the risk born by the purchasers of investment offerings isn't mentioned. Why not? Because it makes no sense. The cost of investments already reflects risks. The problem wasn't that this element was missing from "regulations," the problem was there were major errors made in the way risks were being calculated by both buyers and sellers.

Friedman is conflating the whole "too big to fail" concept into this because he needs it for his argument to make any sense. But that was never involved in what caused the financial world's problem. If you will recall, Lehman Brothers kicked this whole bailout craze off by being... too big to fail? No. By failing.

But Friedman needs you to ignore this, conflating what originally caused the problem with the fiasco of the bailout solution, so that he can persuade you that this provides a valuable lesson we must follow to institute a carbon tax...

That’s what “Market to Mother Nature” accounting is all about. It begins with the premise that the distinction between the G-20 and the Copenhagen climate change negotiations is totally artificial. They are just flip sides of the same global problem — how we as a world keep raising standards of living for more and more people in ways that will not, as a byproduct, have both the Market and Mother Nature producing huge amounts of toxic assets.

And here we see the danger of Friedman's half-informed musings in their full glory. He's squished together an apple and an orange, telling us how this makes them both better. In his mind he's created the "orple," which is an amazing improvement over the apples and oranges that came before. But if you stop buying into his hokey hucksterism ("Market to Mother Nature" - note the Important Capital Letters) you realize all he's left with is a smashed up apple and a smashed up orange which is really not an improvement at all.

Is there an actual parallel between these two diverse things - the financial meltdown on the one hand and climate change negotiations on the other? I think there is. And it leads me to conclude that Friedman, far from learning an important lesson from the financial collapse to save us from making a similar mistake regarding climate change, has concocted a solution that is actually a repeat of exactly the same error.

You see in the financial world the problem, as Friedman correctly asserts, stemmed from mishandling risk. But why and how was the risk mishandled? Isn't that an important aspect to study before we try to draw lessons about it? Of course it is. And the answer was that the pertinent risks became increasingly reliant upon complex quantitative formulas built into computer models. The presumption wasn't that their risk was minimized by the certainty of government bailouts. The presumption was that they had figured out how to calculate their risk in exciting new ways which allowed them to discard traditional prudence and safeguards.

How certain were they that they knew all about the risks involved in their investments? Enough to base their entire companies' financial solvency on the presumption their risk calculations weren't wrong. After all how could they be wrong? It wasn't just one company's calculations - it was all of them. It wasn't just one computer model - the same figures came from lots of companies' computer models.

Of course that little hedge doesn't buy you much safety when all the risk calculations in all the software models share the same flawed assumptions. That's a lesson that holds true whether the flawed assumption is about the applicability of the Gaussian copula function to financial risks, or presuming a positive feedback where a negative feedback is likely in the climate. If all the models include the same error, multiplying their number won't reduce your vulnerability to that error.

How does such a thing apply here? Well Friedman is asserting that the world of energy transactions is understating risk just like the financial world was understating risk. He calls for addressing this by increasing the assumption of risk across the board in both worlds. Assuming you agreed with him you'd need to have some device for pricing this risk accurately at the individual transaction level. Friedman suggests a carbon tax would do this, but how would this be structured? It would have to be structured by presuming you can model the impact - the risk - of every carbon emmision, abstracting out other pertinent factors.

Does this sound familiar? It should. That is exactly the pattern that took hold in the financial world leading to the eventual collapse.

Remember David Li? Li was the quantitvative analyst who's risk modeling provided the means for the financial world to price complicated things by abstracting the complexities:

Li wrote a model that used price rather than real-world default data as a shortcut (making an implicit assumption that financial markets in general, and CDS markets in particular, can price default risk correctly).

It was a brilliant simplification of an intractable problem. And Li didn't just radically dumb down the difficulty of working out correlations; he decided not to even bother trying to map and calculate all the nearly infinite relationships between the various loans that made up a pool. What happens when the number of pool members increases or when you mix negative correlations with positive ones? Never mind all that, he said. The only thing that matters is the final correlation number—one clean, simple, all-sufficient figure that sums up everything.

Getting back to Friedman, what is he suggesting if not applying this same pattern to the energy world? We're going to rely on models which tell us the carbon "footprint" of every single carbon emission on earth, in order to build the correct amount of "risk" into every energy transaction.

But, as I noted above, energy transactions aren't at all like investment decisions. The reason pricing the risk wrong in the financial world lead to an implosion was because some investments were presumed safer than others in a very concrete sense. The money invested in them was supposed to be safe - meaning the expected return on investment was supposed to be a sure thing. It was not meant to be safe in the sense the economy as a whole was not being put at risk. But that IS the kind of risk that Friedman's favored carbon tax is intended to capture. Which would lead to an entirely different kind of negative fallout if, god forbid, Thomas Friedman is wrong in his assumptions.

If you price the risk wrong in an investment, you risk losing the money you put into the investment. If you price the risk wrong in a carbon tax you destroy wealth and distort the market - which isn't all that different than what happens if you price the risk correctly in a carbon tax. In the investment case, getting it right has a tangible benefit to lenders, borrowers, and only by the accumulation of sufficient numbers of such transactions to the financial world as a whole. In the case of a carbon tax, getting the risk right is almost as destructive as getting it wrong. The only difference is that if you've modeled the "carbon risk" correctly people living in some distant future time would be more likely to live in a cooler world than otherwise... presuming nothing significant happens in the next century for which the climate models have failed to account.

Perhaps it's time to turn to solutions in both worlds that are based more on hard evidence and less on trust in complex models barely understood by those making the key decisions. Perhaps that's the lesson Friedman should be trying to invent his new slogan around.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

American Idol Season Eight: Top 9
Only nine Idolateers remain in the herky-jerky eighth season of American Idol.

Is it just me or is this season becoming more stratified than any other I can remember? I mean there's the top half of the finalists and the bottom half and there's this gaping chasm between them in terms of quality. As the weeks go on this impression only seems to be getting stronger. You've got the one group from whom you're expecting - at best - pleasantly performed cover arrangements with maybe a couple showy moments. And then there's the other group whom you expect to blow you away and whom you can actually imagine having a hit song on the radio.

The theme this week was "anything you can download from iTunes" or something. Wide open themes like these are always a trap for a few contenders, as some always end up picking songs they like to listen to rather than songs that suit their performing style well. This isn't foreshadowing, just past experience. Except it is foreshadowing because it did end up happening and... We'll talk about that in a moment.

Before we get to the recaps, am I the only one who didn't know Ryan Seacrest took over Casey Kasem's weekly top 40 show? I used to listen to that one back in the day. It's hard to imagine it with the voice of Seacrest instead of the voice of Scooby-Doo's pal Shaggy doing that. Anyway the Idolateers apparently did one of those "stand in the studio and say hi" radio things on that show this week. Ah the glamorous life of an American Idol finalist.

On to the recaps...