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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Only Human
Tommy Mischke, a man who offered a sincere and appropriate tribute to Michael Jackson on his radio show the day after his death, seems to have the sense that there is a danger in stretching hero worship out of proper proportion. After a day of umm... extra exuberant coverage of the King of Pop's funeral and associated events, Tommy's column this week provides a proper cautionary note about the dangers of excess in choosing our idols.

He would have been a fine hero at a time when I was looking for one. He was a former Major League ballplayer in his mid-90s living alone in Charlotte, North Carolina. I ran across his name 17 paragraphs into an obscure article in the sports pages and was surprised to learn such a relic could still be around. I dialed his number hoping to find a semi-lucid hospice patient with a couple of vague dugout memories and instead discovered an American treasure.

He had a voice like Shelby Foote from Ken Burns's Civil War series and a delivery to match. He was articulate, eloquent, and highly educated. He was a walking time capsule of the 1920s and '30s.

I could hardly believe my ears. Where had this man been? Why wasn't he being interviewed by Bob Costas?

He saw Cobb play; he sat in the dugout with the '27 Yankees. He graduated from Duke with honors and a desire to be a lawyer, but instead drifted into baseball and ended up playing with the Yankees, Red Sox, Giants, Reds, and Philadelphia A's. There was no one like him. At a time when ballplayers were uneducated country boys, Bill Werber came into the league a literate young man with an athletic gift who could live the ballplayer's life and then tell its stories better than any peer.

It's Mischke. Read the whole thing.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Movie Review: The Watchmen
The year was 1980-something-or-other. I was a geeked out high school student, complete with seventeen foot long Doctor Who scarf, multiple sets of multi-sided dice, and of course a comic book collection. I took the city bus across town to the Catholic high school, which gave me a little more flexibility in my after school free time. A favorite after-school haunt in those days was Tim's Comic Corner. This tiny shop put me, unknowingly, at the forefront of witnessing the emergence of some serious writers in a format considered inherently unserious by the wider world. Frank Miller had the first breakout hit among these with his semi-deconstruction of the Batman mythos in Dark Knight. But around this same time, burbling beneath the surface, a number of other writers had grown bored with the triteness of comic book superheroes altogether. Some started weaving decidedly different tales within pages that looked to the rest of the world like the same unserious kiddy-fare that people associated with comic books. My personal favorite in those days was the assertively iconoclastic Alan Moore.

I followed Moore's writings through strange titles such as Swamp Thing, and Miracleman. In these he began to take apart the casual assumptions behind the superhero genre itself. His vision was sometimes dark, but not in a gratuitous or sensational manner. His stories were prone to long flights of introspection - silent soliloquys by his protagonists reflecting on the nature of themselves... life... the universe and man's place within it. Heady stuff for a high school kid who had wandered in looking for stories about Spider Man battling the Hobgoblin for the umpteenth time.

It was not long after this time that The Watchmen was released. Despite later characterizations, it was not initially a graphic novel. It was a mini-series. Twelve issues released, one per month, over the course of a year. Slowly, over weeks and months, this strange alternate world was unveiled in which super heroes were real - but, save for one, quite mortal. Where Richard Nixon was still president, and the world was on the brink of nuclear war. Where heroes wrestled, not just with villains, but with the very concepts of heroism and law and morality. Where, quite intentionally, the reader was forced to question their own notions about heroism. Everything about that story was so meticulously laid out... the way the frames were sequenced... the overlay of one subplot providing a fateful metaphor for another... the effortless shift between the written word, the spoken word, thought, and emotion. This was the way I came to know the story of The Watchmen, and it was quite an experience.

Mind you, I had no idea the thing would be bound as a graphic novel and take on a second life as some kind of mainstream hit. There seemed to be an awful lot of other stories more likely to do that floating around in the comic book shops of the day. Sure, The Watchmen was complex, well written, and excitingly plotted. But it also still had superheroes, running around battling crime in colorful tights. Nothing says "don't take me seriously" quite so convincingly, no matter how you dress it up. Had I not already been a teenaged geek prone to visiting comic book shops I'm not sure I would have given it a chance. But apparently plenty of others did, eventually getting The Watchmen named as one of Time Magazine's "100 best English-language novels from 1923 to the present."

Fast forward a couple of decades. The Watchmen is now a major motion picture. A blockbuster even. Part of me is very pleased. Part of me just has to shake my head and wonder what the heck happened. I could understand the popularity of popcorn-munching fun superhero movies, like Spiderman, Ironman etc. Those are in the same tradition as other Hollywood action movies, and realism has never been in high demand there. But The Watchmen is... well it has action in it. But it is definitely not an "action" kind of story. It's complex. It has multiple subplots going on at multiple levels most of the time. It has a lot of major characters, each one carrying something crucial to the overall story. At it's heart it's also a deconstruction of the superhero genre itself - these are not the kind of superheroes you're meant to root for. Condensing the thing by shortening it or collapsing multiple characters into one, which are the typical Hollywood adaptation gimmicks, would risk making the whole thing incomprehensible. Leaving it all in would require far more run time than any movie would allow. Nevertheless, I was keenly interested to see for myself how such a thing might be adapted to the screen. I was hopeful it would somehow work, even if I couldn't quite imagine how.

And in that light I headed off to the local cinema on Saturday afternoon to see for myself. So how was it in my opinion?

Dark. That's my initial and overarching impression of the film. Far darker than the graphic novel suggests, I would contend. Mind you, the darkness is faithful to one aspect of the story. But in written form it's not so... pervasive. There are plenty of levels where the light is allowed in. In the film the darkness overwhelms other elements that should otherwise be there. For one the sense of normalcy... the idea that life goes on oblivious to grander events which threaten to overwhelm them. It's as if the darkness of the character Rorsach's warped mind has been translated by the director as the actual state of the world. In the original story this is very much subject to opinion and perspective.

That being said, is the pervasive darkness a problem of the film, or merely a choice made by a director with only so much ability to tell so much of a story too big for the screen? Taken for its own sake the darkness does make for an effective story. It also forces the director to quicken the pace, as a movie paced to drag along in this kind of morose world view would grow quickly and overwhelmingly oppresive. And so, despite - or maybe because of - the darkness the movie clips along at a fairly breathless pace most of the time. Will the casual film goer even catch a fraction of the subtle elements the director hides in just about every corner of every frame in this film? Doubtful. And I'm not just referring to the easter-egg type elements to please fans of the written story.

And that leads to the other overarching impression of the film - Dense. And I don't mean that in the "duh" sense. I mean the movie is just packed with visual detail, a surprising amount of which contains significance to the story. This is the kind of movie you can rewatch half a dozen times and still find yourself discovering something new tucked away in the corner of a frame you thought you already knew. Whether or not film-goers appreciate the plot, one will not leave this movie feeling cheated out of their money. The shots are so rich and deep and textured it's a wonder anyone could afford to make it at all. It is at times visually stunning, at others grittily revolting, and others just so plausibly lived-in that you forget the world portrayed doesn't even exist.

Now all of that context aside, I need to head into the area of spoilers to fully complete my thoughts as one of those viewers who can't help comparing it to the original. If you don't want to hear that, do not read further. You've been warned.




Okay, with all that out of the way I have left the big question unanswered: Did I like the movie? Yes, I did. It's not the kind of movie that had me leaping out of my chair... but then it's not that kind of story either. It's the kind of a movie I walk away from with great admiration for the production itself. I think it did a decent job bringing the story to life, if perhaps more darkly and confusingly than it might have done. I'd be hesitant to send someone who had never read the story to see the film without qualification. That said, this movie was aiming for a particular niche and I think it was largely successful in finding it. It's not for everyone. But I think many will be pleased.

(And as a subscript I would like to note, parents who take their young kids to see this movie and fail to drag them right back out the moment they realize "R" really means "R" in this case are morons. This isn't "Batman and Robin," or "Spiderman," and you realize that five minutes into the film... and it gets darker and more graphic from there. I witnessed a couple such morons in the showing I went to and it was all I could do not to interrupt the showing to ask them what the hell they were thinking.)

Friday, February 27, 2009

A Belated Defense of 300
In the excitement leading up to the expected cinematic mega-hit, The Watchmen, I'd like to pick at an issue that's been bothering me for a long time regarding a previous movie by Watchmen Director Zack Snyder.

The movie in question is 300. Great film. Enjoyed it a lot. The movie itself is not the issue.

The issue I have is with a common critique of the movie I've read in a great number of reviews, and was repeated most recently in the Corner's "5th Best Conservative Movie" writeup of the film (emphasis blow mine):

Beneath a layer of egregious non-history—including goblin-like creatures that belong in a fantasy epic—is a stylized story about the ancient battle of Thermopylae and the Spartan defense of the West’s fledgling institutions.

I've read lots of references to this "fantasy" aspect registered as a complaint about the realism of the movie. It's always bothered me because the movie's exaggerated reality (e.g. the 10 foot tall Persian emperor, the monstrously deformed Ephors, the overly theatrical battlefield action scenes, etc.) is an intentional artistic device which has its purpose revealed in the film's final moments. To me this device reveals an added layer of skill and artistry, rather than a flaw.

The movie is predominated by scenes narrated by one of the Spartan "300" - Dilios, played by David Wenham. For most of the movie you don't understand why this particular character is doing the narration. But later you find out why, and it makes perfect sense. It's also central to understanding why those "fantasy" elements are in there.

In the movie, Dilios is the only Spartan who leaves Thermopylae before all the others are overwhelmed and killed by the Persian army. His reason for leaving rather than dying with his comrades is revealed just prior to the climax of the movie. King Leonidas tells Dilios that he must be the one to go report what happened to the Spartans - he and no one else - because Dilios has the greatest gift with words. He's sent to turn the sacrifice at Thermopylae into a rallying cry that will spur a reluctant Sparta into going fully to war against the Persians.

And that's why Dilios is the narrator. The scenes he's narrating are exagerrated to reflect the visual images his words are conjuring up in the minds of his Spartan audience in his attempt to stir their hearts. Dilios uses the sacrifice at Thermopylae to rally his countrymen to war by weaving the sacrifice of the Spartan king into a heroic epic. Through Dilios telling, the futile Spartan resistance becomes a mythic tale full of larger than life Persian monsters - and the Spartan heroes who are more than their equal.

There are clues about this throughout the movie, which become apparent after realizing this narration device. For example, the scenes which are NOT narrated by Delios do not contain any of the “fantasy” elements. Another example: when King Leonidas rejects the military assistance of the deformed Ephialtes, it’s made very clear the reason is because his deformation would be useless in a tight phalanx formation... but in the battle scenes the Spartans continually discard this formation and battle man to man, more like warriors from the Illiad than disciplined Spartan soldiers. The “monsters” in the Persian army, up to and including the emperor himself, conform neatly to the stereotypes a Greek audience might have had toward the mysterious eastern kingdoms from which Persia drew its army. And, of course, in the final scene of the movie as Delios is shown finishing his story as a call to arms to the assembled Spartan army, they face a very mortal looking Persian army.

If you’ve ever seen this movie before and not noticed this “Delios’ tale versus reality” theme, check it out again and you’ll see what I’m talking about. It's a brilliant cinematic / storytelling device, deployed artfully by Zack Snyder. Agree with it or not, it fully explains the "fantasy element" inclusion in this erstwhile historic epic.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Movie Review: Bottle Shock
I had been looking forward to the release of the film Bottle Shock on DVD for some time. I recalled seeing the original trailers for it some time ago, but it never made it to my local theater. I put it in my Netflix queue, and got it shipped to me on the day of its release.

Short version of my review: Wow, what a letdown. Allow me to elaborate...

I will say, in its defense, Bottle Shock not a terrible movie. The problem is that it is a terribly confused movie. Much like the character Bo in the film, this movie has no idea what it wants to be.

The premise is straightforward and compelling. In 1976 a blind tasting of French and California wines was held in France. All the judges were French. California wines, then considered amateurish plonk by much of the world, swept the competition.

If you were to make a movie about that, how would you go about telling it? You might choose to focus on just one of the wine makers involved, as this movie did. You might choose to humanize the story by showing a bit of the real life tensions surrounding the family and business of the winery leading up to the competition, as this movie did. You might totally shift your focus away from the competition for a long stretch accounting for more than half the movie for the sake of a wandering subplot surrounding whether a cute blonde intern will fall for the hard-working young wine maker or the owner's charming but shiftless son, and another sub-plot developing whether said shiftless son will learn to be responsible. Wait, what? No you wouldn't. And yet this movie inexplicably does just that.

It's simply not true to say Bottle Shock is "about" the 1976 blind tasting. Oh, it starts out like that's what the movie is about. But once Stephen Spurrier, played very nicely by the excellent Alan Rickman, makes it to California to look for wines to select for the competition, the plot suddenly forgets him almost entirely and focuses almost exclusively on a fairly ordinary flirtation and semi-love triangle which has absolutely no bearing on the competition whatsoever. By the time they get back to the wine competition part there's about fifteen minutes of running time remaining. This results in what should have been the movie's climax seeming incredibly rushed, underdeveloped, and leaving you with more questions than answers. We discover Chateau Montelena, the wine who's owners and makers we focused on, won their category eliciting gasps from the assembled French wine connoisseurs. And then, with almost no further ado, the movie ends. Huh?

What happened to the red wine made by the other young winemaker, causing him to be temporarily fired from Chateau Montelena? We devoted several scenes to that wine and are never told how it fared in the competition. And wouldn't it have been interesting to spend a little film time on the reactions of the French, the media, and the world at large? Wouldn't it have been satisfying to develop a bit of the after-effects on Napa Valley given the sudden celebrity of its wines. Couldn't we cut out five to ten minutes of that endless rambling around the romancing of the intern which, I'll note again, had no bearing at all on the plot, to give some more time to these other areas?

And what about leading into that moment. There's much ado made about how Rickman's character carefully chooses which wines to use in the tasting. But we're never told A. What criteria he's using to select them. B. What wines he finally chooses. C. What kind of French wines they're being compared with. If the movie is "about" the tasting competition, isn't that a bit more relevant than whether the plucky intern Sam will fall for Gustavo or Bo? And why do we need so many scenes establishing the fact that Bo is irresponsible and doesn't know what he wants to do with his life? We got it after the movie told us the first seventeen times. Couldn't we have used some of that screen time to more relevant purpose?

There's some good to be found amidst the aimlessness. Alan Rickman is wonderful as Stephen Spurrier, striking a nice balance in which he seems pompous and dismissive to the California growers, while secretly being won over by their wine (though like most else of relevance in the film this could have been much further developed given more screen time). Bill Pullman is very strong as Jim Barret, the owner of the struggling Chateau Montelena. Freddy Rodríguez displays the passion and intensity of an artist as winemaker Gustavo Brambila, giving voice to the seriousness with which the Napa Valley wine makers took their craft.

But the problem with this movie is too large to overlook. The movie had an interesting and unique story to tell, but decided instead to tell a fairly ordinary story about kids flirting and a young man growing into responsibility - only the young man's dad happened to own a winery.

Captain Ed disagrees with my verdict here. But I think anyone who truly cares about the wine and/or the famous competition has to come away from this one very disappointed.

UPDATE:

Just for fun, here's a quick little summary of the 1976 Wine Tasting upon which this movie is supposed to be based. Sounds like someone could make a good movie out of that some day.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

BSG Update
Jonah Goldberg opines a bit on Battlestar Galactica at the Corner today. Like Jonah I think the past few episodes have been stellar (bad pun semi-intended). But I was never quite as down on the show as Jonah in the first place. It's tough to keep up the kind of intensity the show was known for stretched over four long seasons. There were bound to be peaks and valleys. I've always found something to enjoy in the show, even if at times I didn't care for certain events or directions. I only hoped they would be able to bring it to an end on a high note, which seems to be exactly what's happening.

One other thing Jonah calls out I totally agree with. But I can't discuss it without a massive spoiler for those who haven't caught up with the latest episode. I hate stumbling into unwanted spoilers like that, personally. So you'll have to take the jump to see it.


Monday, February 2, 2009

Catching Up
I've been a little busy lately and a lot uninspired so I haven't been putting much into the blog. To catch up, here's a quick summary of my opinions on recent items of note:

The Unsinkable Stimulus-tanic: Wow, that sure is... big. It's loaded with enough pork it will be difficult for the Dems to keep their preening moral high-ground in the face of the least bit of scrutiny, but their heady election win has them feeling invulnerable at the moment. Despite the chidings of the leftocracy, I wouldn't be to worried as a Republican legislator opposing this thing. It will, of course, pass anyway.

Pajamas Drops Its Drawers Pajamas Media finally killed off it's ad service. I was shocked to learn that lots of venture capital is not, in itself, a viable business model. Pretty classless handling of the matter by the guy in the fedora. But this was inevitable.

The Economy: Stimulus or no, it's bad out there. Really bad. As bad as I can ever remember in my adult life. Still, I find that in one's personal life if one refuses to panic and continues to make rational decisions based on their up-to-date priorities, there is a calming sense that this will pass, and things will get better again. It's not the end of the world, or end of capitalism, or end of anything really. In large part, people need to buck the hell up. Which is not to say losing your job doesn't suck. It does.

Limbaugh-rama: Much as I respect a man who is already a radio legend, doesn't this have a bit of a "90's" feel to it? I really don't think Limbaugh has much more guidance to give the GOP than he's already given. The attention being given here seems... weird. I don't understand why people from either side of the aisle think we need to think so deeply about Rush Limbaugh as some essential test of... whatever it is they're going on about.

Princess Caroline Returns to Her Castle: This made me a little sad. She was going to be so much fun for so many reasons. Alas, much as America's political class is moving toward a kind of aristocracy this proved a little much a little soon. Caroline wanted to be the kind of princess who gets flowers tossed at her rather than middle fingers.

Television Land:

Super Bowl: Meh. A 9-7 team playing in it kind of killed the excitement for me. Considering the state of the nation, it's kind of creepy that the Steelers are champs again... just like during the Jimmy Carter years. I liked the Career Builder commercial though.

Battlestar Galactica: If the first two episodes of the new season ratcheted the tension good and tight, this last episode exploded with all the chaos, messiness, grudge-settling, and psycho-drama it could muster. Every time I think this show might be slipping, the writers bring it back around in BIG fashion.

American Idol: Finally we're out of the auditions and into Hollywood. Unfortunately spoilers of who made it through Hollywood already about on the Intertubes. I'm scrupulously avoiding that stuff, so please no hints or links from the spoiler lovers.

Hell's Kitchen: This season they decided they'd better pull in a lot of experienced chefs. I'm guessing it's so they don't have to lie about the restaurant position the winner is going to receive like last season (short version: last season's culinary student winner did NOT really become the executive chef at Ramsay's new LA restaurant. She got a nice position more in line with her resume, but that was not what the show claimed). It's still a nasty boot camp experience, and getting weirder that contestants who have watched previous seasons haven't figured this out, thinking Ramsay will find nothing to criticize about them.

That's all for now. More coherent posting (hopefully) as the week progresses.

Friday, January 16, 2009

BSG


Battlestar Galactica returns tonight. My Tivo is set. Is yours?