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Joining Minnesota's Melting Pot... er... Dish
Being a first-generation Minnesotan, carried to the shores of this blessed land behind the wheel of a Ryder truck on New Year's Eve 1992, I have slowly but steadily strived to adapt to the ways of my adopted homeland. It's been a long process, but not without rewards.

My relatives from elsewhere sometimes observe that I have successfully adopted Minnesota's curious accent (not to the extent portrayed in the movie Fargo, but then almost no one in this part of the state talks like that). I have vacationed "up at the lake," on a couple of occasions. I have dutifully mocked people from Wisconsin and Iowa. I have cheered on the Vikings and Twins, only to have them break my heart by falling short of their respective championships.

I still haven't made an ice-fishing excursion, or quite yet celebrated Minnesota's two most important unofficial state holidays: The fishing and deer-hunting season openers. But those are definitely on my to-do list.

But culinarily, I'm afraid I have been estranged from my fellow Minnesotans. Oh, I enjoy the state fish - walleye - well enough. I even enjoy pickeled herring (which my Scandinavian descended wife can't stand). But one hurdle always eluded me - Minnesota's unofficial state cuisine: hot dish.

To those unaccustomed to Minnesota, "hot dish" is the Minnesota terminology for "casserole," but it implies oh-so-much more. Hot dish takes on a semi-ritualistic role in Minnesota culture. It's the glue that holds together the church social, block party, and family reunion. Hot dish comes in all manner of shapes, sizes, and ingredients - but with the firm understanding that it is food meant for the whole family. No fancy-pants haute cuisine allowed.

Today I have passed this great hurdle to bond more closely with my fellow Minnesotans. Finding the largest zuchinni I have ever seen in my life in my own garden, I needed some way to use it to make a meal. Plenty of fresh tomatoes were around as well. The result? Cheesy Sausage Zucchini Casserole Hot Dish!

I forged prepared the hot dish in my own kitchen. Even as we speak it is baking in the oven.

Just another proud moment in the life of a humble immigrant, happy to have become a Minnesotan. Uf-da!
Kevin (mail) (www):
LOL, I find it so sad that since I've been born, raised, educated and settled in Minnesota I am completely unable to fathom what other parts of the country eat on a daily basis other than hotdish. It's just one more thing I like to laugh at myself for.
8.24.2005 9:13pm
R-Five (mail) (www):
My upbringing had/has both hot dishes and casseroles, the latter being more elegant. Hamburger Helper is hot dish, a pile of a few ingreadients that resist our desire that their flavors meld. A casserole is typically more work, with better ingredients. So IMO Zucchini Casserole is an oxymoron.
8.24.2005 10:40pm
Army of Mom (mail) (www):
If you are living the heartbreak that is being a fan of the Twins and Vikings, you are TRULY a Minnesotan. Same for the opening day of fishing and hunting season. Transplanted to Texas, my Minnesotan husband still has a moment of silence when he can't observe those "state holidays" here.
8.25.2005 1:32pm
PolicyGuy (mail) (www):
Making a hotdish is all fine, but can you make a Minnesota salad?

Real conversation overheard between two of my relatives:

Q: Did you bring the salad?
A: No, I ran out of Jello.


By the way "How to Speak Minnesotan" (an MPR book / audio production) has an excellent send-up of Minnesota "cuisine."
8.25.2005 2:39pm
Tracy (mail) (www):
I have been here for 21 years and have yet to create a hot dish. My hat's off to you Doug!

I have eaten lefse, but no Lutefisk. Wait until you go home and mention that you forgot to "bring something with" Mine all asked "with what?"
8.25.2005 4:41pm

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