Bogus Gold

This is the best wine review site I have ever found. It even has the potential to convert a certain beer-swilling Packer fan to the fruit of the vine on occasion. It is...

Red Wine Haiku Review

Wine reviews as poetry in haiku form by Lane Steinberg. For oenophiles & everyone else...

Some of my favorites so far...

1)Kunde Merlot 2000 (Sonoma)
Uninspiring
A hot dog and its owner
Looking for the car

17)Bertani Bardolino Classico (Italy) 2000
When it’s cracked open
It tastes like fruit and rubber
Then it drinks like rain

36)Rancho Zabaco Reserve Zinfandel (California) 2000
Do I drink this stuff
Or pour it over pancakes?
Deepest of purples

90)One.9 (carbs per glass) Merlot 2002 (California)
Like wine that's been raped
A hole cut from its center
For diet Nazis

102)Ironstone Cabernet Franc 2000 (California)
Amazing bouquet!
Beautiful girl, whiny voice
Better as perfume

101)Colosi Sicilia 2003 (Italy)
Sip with your eyes closed
Imagine the summer sun
Sweating sweet berries

I definitely WILL try this review style on occasion. Because it's a freaking brilliant idea. But I will also routinely check this blog to see the progress of the master.

(Hat-tip Fermentations)