Bogus Gold

The babysitter unexpectedly called back, and she's unexpectedly available. That means this evening will include the wife & I enjoying a relaxing meal at Ursula's, rather than shouting at the boy to stop picking on his sister, the middle child to stop screaming and opening everything she's not supposed to, and the youngest to stop whining and having a cold.

Unfortunately, it does mean we need to hurriedly clean up the place so the babysitter is fooled into believing we don't actually live like bears with furniture.

Overall, a good tradeoff.