Bogus Gold Announcement from the Office of the Mayor of the MOB

Announcement from the Office of the Mayor of the MOB

My fellow MOBsters,

Greetings from your mayor. As you know, one of the most ~~serious obligations~~ capricious displays of authority available to a newly elected chief executive is the naming of his cabinet. Even moreso when there is neither law nor precedent binding his choices.

In that spirit, after careful condideration and a shameful paltitude of bribery I announce the following cabinet positions:

Master of the Hunt: Kevin Ecker

Official Chef to the Office of the Mayor: Surly Dave (and how).

Attorney General: Learned Foot

Transportation and Metropolitan Sports Commission Czar: Triple_A

Token Female Minister Without Portfolio: Lady Logician

Also... Dave the Ohligarch is recognized as the Official Ambassador to the MOB for all of Western Pennsylvania.

More positions to be coming later. My transition team is working diligently over the holiday weekend to complete this important task.

Posted by Doug Williams on Friday November 25, 2005 at 11:06am

SCSU Scholars (mail) (www):

May I ask a favor, please? Every organization I join makes me the treasurer. I'm more typecasted than Foster Brooks. Please do not do this.

11.25.2005 11:36am

sequel (mail) (www):

This whole thing is starting to go to your head.
However I may reconsider this opinion with the consideration of a cabinet post.

11.25.2005 11:43am

Tracy (mail) (www):

Might I recommend Toni from Bear Creek Ledger for Foreign Relations Minister for the MOB. She is in the South now.

The Anti-Strib Crew would gladly serve as commisioners for Alcoholic Endeavors, or dog catchers. We like dogs as much as booze!

11.25.2005 3:46pm

The Lady Logician (mail) (www):

Thank you for the appointment, oh exhaulted Mayor.....I shall strive to live up to my title!

11.25.2005 8:57pm

LearnedFoot:

Given King Baniaiaiaiaiaian's request, might I suggest you name him Minister of Buying the MOB AG Beer?

11.25.2005 9:57pm

Uncle Ben (mail) (www):

Perhaps my previous request to be the official pounding tool was too risque. Given that, I am willing to accept the office of Liason to the Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys. I speak French fluently and despise socialism. As a bonus, I have some knowledge of Surrender Monkey wine and cheese. As an example I can tell you that Beaujolais is a commercial fraud and that chevre from kicks ass.

11.25.2005 11:39pm

Uncle Ben (mail) (www):

Pardonnez-moi oh Doug. I meant "chevre from Niort kicks ass". Forgive me Bogus. But don't think that I'll surrender on either of my two assertions. I speak French, but I don't live it.

11.25.2005 11:42pm

saintpaul (mail) (www):

I request you guys stop diminishing the reputation of the MOB with this childish, Dungeons and Dragons BS. Put your capes and scepters back in the closet and get back to the difficult work of bringing the MSM to it's knees.

Cordially, SP.

11.25.2005 11:49pm

Kevin (mail) (www):

St Paul is just jealous that he didn't get appointed to a cabinet post.

Master of the Hunt....sweet! Now if I only knew what exactly that means.

11.26.2005 1:26am

Surly Dave (mail) (www):

Thank's for the appointment! Now, how to serve...I was thinking of doing some sort of charity event this spring that could possibly be a MOB event. I'm asking around to see if there is any interest. Once I get some feed back, we'll see what happens.

11.26.2005 10:52am

Noodles (mail) (www):

Surely you must be considering Strom for Cigar Czar?

11.26.2005 11:30am

The Ohligarch (mail) (www):

Thank you, M'lord. I shall do my utmost to properly represent the best that Western PA has to offer. Once I figure out what that is...

11.26.2005 2:45pm

Night Writer (mail) (www):

It would be my pleasure and privilege to serve as Minister of Silly Walks.

11.26.2005 10:10pm

guy (mail):

I nominate Swiftee for Secretary of Defense!

11.27.2005 6:13pm

Psycmeistr (www):

I reiterate my offer to become MOB analyst.

11.29.2005 8:24pm

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