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Breaking News: Sharks Dominate Voter Concerns. Reverberations Felt in Congressional Race
Over at the Frat House, Chad the Elder has taken note of a menace looming below the political radar with major political implications.

The results of their latest poll concerning "What is the gravest danger currently threatening The Republic?" are in. And coming in ahead of all other issues?

Sharks.

This has HUGE implications for the congressional race focused upon by the Coalition of Growing a Pair.

Do we even know where Tammy Lee STANDS on the shark issue? Do YOU know, Mr. Gary "squeals like a girl when Tammy writes to me" Miller?

Let's assume for the sake of laziness that Keith Ellison is pro-shark. Wouldn't it make sense for Tammy Lee to issue an anti-shark statement differentiating her from Mr. Ellison if she were truly anti-shark? And yet, an extensive search reveals Lee's total silence on this topic. More intriguingly, there is some indication that Ms. Lee may actually be WITH the sharks!

This is a good lesson in why you should NOT endorse candidates without doing thorough research.

Alan Fine. Anti-shark. Good for Minnesota.

Posted by Doug Williams on Wednesday October 25, 2006 at 3:38pm

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