Bogus Gold

Learned Foot's extended metaphor about the cola wars bears striking resemblence to some other pressing issue of the day. But I can't quite put my finger on what precisely that might be.

Anyway, I sympathized with his metaphorical protagonist. I laughed; I cried; it was better than Cats mildly amusing. Expecially the part where he said "I use widgets to probesce flocuals." I mean... who hasn't been there before?