Bogus Gold

It has come to my attention that I have been dropped from the blogroll of the Minnesota Organization of Bloggers. Well... basically it came to my attention by reading it. And not finding myself on it anymore.

So it seems the organization of which I was once proud to serve as pretend-mayor has forcibly expelled me.

Sure... I could assume this was due to my multi-months-long period of non-posting. Or because my URL changed and I never notified them about the new one. But that would be the easy way out. (Also the rational one. And what fun is that?!)

Instead I intend to interpret this as an intentional act of censorship by that SO-CALLED conservative voice in charge of that organization... The Trilateral Comission Media Matters The Joooooos Major League Baseball John Hinderaker!!! (disclaimer: John Hinderaker may not really in charge - or even aware - of the MOB, but focus groups assure me this is WAY funnier than naming someone from one of the other NARN blogs. Except maybe Spitbull).

Like the late Benazir Bhutto was shut out by the autocratic General Musharaff in Pakistan, I have suffered a similarly unjust fate. Jimmy Carter, check your answering machine. Hinderaker's aggressive move toward dictatorship will never stand!!

I. Shall. Return.