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The Omnivore's 100
Here's a fun little Labor Day exercise. You go through the following list and bold the items you've tried sometime in your life. You strike the items you would never try. If you're my middle child this list is almost entirely struck out. If you're me, well...

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake
Posted by Doug Williams on Sunday August 31, 2008 at 11:51pm
Peg (mail) (www):
Doug - I'm afraid that I don't even know what 20% of the items on your list actually are!

I, too, would put ---- through roadkill.
9.1.2008 12:31am
Margaret (www):
I guess it would depend on the roadkill, a buck I just hit with my car? Sure, if I could get him to a butcher fast enough. A dead rodent that's been sitting out in the sun for a few hours? Not so much. I know in Michigan it's pretty common for people who hit a deer to get an on the spot permit from a state trooper that allows them to take a dead deer they've hit as if they'd hunted it legally. Why let food go to waste?

I was surprised by the number of things I've actually eaten. Easily 75% of the list. A lot of the rest I have no clue about what they are. I'd give poutine a miss if I were you. It's a disgusting French Canadian invention that involves french fries, cheese curds and gravy. Indigestion and a heart attack all rolled into one.
9.1.2008 10:10am

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