Bogus Gold

Last Night:
Omigawd!!! Does Sarah Palin rock, or what?! I mean... It's like Ronald Reagan again! No... wait... It's Margaret Thatcher!! It's America's own Margaret Thatcher!! God she's great! I can't wait to vote for her. Hey, where's my checkbook? Time to finally cough up that donation to the party I've been witholding. In fact... I'm making it a double. Wait, wait... It's like Margaret Thatcher plus Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica!!! Ooh... ooh... also plus Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Just a bit. With some Reese Witherspoon tossed in there too. Can't think of exactly which role though. Wow. Who is she running against again? Not that it matters...

Tonight:
Ummm.... (pause) ... ummm... (pause) .... Well he was never really known for his great speech making in the first place, was he? And isn't "dull" a nice step up from "Oh God please don't say something completely embarrassing by mistake" which we've got in the current president? .... Ummm... Say, about that Sarah Palin...