Memo to Jack Frost
Memo to: Jack Frost
Re: Your application for a cock punch
Mr. Frost,
We have received your recent application for a cock punch.
Please be advised that the manual application process involving freezing our pipes and painting incredibly sticky frost that will... not... come... off... all over the windows of our motor vehicles on the coldest day of the year has been replaced by a new electronic application system. This new system allows for far speedier processing of your application without sacrificing the quality cock punching you have come to expect. We feel this is truly a "win/win" for our customers and ourselves, and truly brings us into the twenty-first century.
In the future, please use the electronic application system and cease using the prior manual process.
Processing matters aside, you application for a cock punch has been approved. Please proceed to our nearest facility at your convenience for speedy delivery.
Cordially,
The Bogus Organization
Re: Your application for a cock punch
Mr. Frost,
We have received your recent application for a cock punch.
Please be advised that the manual application process involving freezing our pipes and painting incredibly sticky frost that will... not... come... off... all over the windows of our motor vehicles on the coldest day of the year has been replaced by a new electronic application system. This new system allows for far speedier processing of your application without sacrificing the quality cock punching you have come to expect. We feel this is truly a "win/win" for our customers and ourselves, and truly brings us into the twenty-first century.
In the future, please use the electronic application system and cease using the prior manual process.
Processing matters aside, you application for a cock punch has been approved. Please proceed to our nearest facility at your convenience for speedy delivery.
Cordially,
The Bogus Organization
Posted by Doug Williams on
Friday January 16, 2009 at 9:48am
